Actual comments made by police officers

Received this email from a friend and had to share:
These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were
taken off their car videos:

1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”

2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

3. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

4. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

5. “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Cause that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll chase you.”

6. “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”

7. “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help….I’m the shift supervisor?”

8. “Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

9. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

10. “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey crap.”

11. “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

12. “Just how big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?”

13. “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re
allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”

14. “I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend
of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”

AND THE WINNER IS….

15. “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”

Amanda

God is good- all the time. . . . 40.gif

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