I try not to swear so I changed this quote to be more family friendly but you’ll still love it, I’m sure. . .
Stolen from a Facebook friend – Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to Israel, ‘Pick up your shovels, mount your “donkeys” and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land. When welfare was introduced , Roosevelt said, ‘Lay down your shovels, sit on your “donkeys”, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.’Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your “donkeys”, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land to China!