You might be from a small town. . .

A friend from college sent me this cute little list.  Since it was from a college friend it reminded me of this other girl at college who used to tease me about being from the “boondocks”.   This other girl used to introduce me to people as “the girl who came from a school that had a farm on it”.   Funny thing was,  that girl’s school wasn’t much bigger than mine but was built in the midst of a small town instead of in the middle of a corn field!  LOL  Our school does have a farm on it and we are quite proud!  Our school produces many students each year who go on to be some type of agricultural professional.  My husband and I are proud to be among them!  Enjoy the list!

You Might Be From A Small Town If
1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
2. You know what 4-H is.
3. You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
4. You used to drag main.
5. You said the ‘f’ word and your parents knew within the hour.
6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn’t – same goes with the game warden.
7. You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
8. School gets canceled for state sporting events.
9. You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were and if you were old enough, they would still tell your folks.
10. When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive back roads to smoke them.
11. You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
12. You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
13. It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
14. You had senior skip day.
15. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
16. You don’t give directions by street names or references (turn by Nelson’s house, go two blocks to the Anderson’s turn left and it’s four houses left of the football field).
17. The golf course had only 9 holes
18. You can’t help but date a friend’s ex.
19. Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
20. You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
21. The town next to you is considered trashy or snooty but is actually just like your town.

22. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a great job.
23. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as rich people.
24. The people in the city dress funny, then you pick up on the trend a few years later.
25. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
26. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
28. You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
29. Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
30. Directions are given using the stop light as a reference
31. The city council meets at the coffee shop.
32. Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.
33. You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis.
34. Weekend excitement involves a trip to the grocery store.
35. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
36. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
37. Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
38. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
39. You can charge at all the local stores.
40. The closest TGI Fridays, Chipotle, or Steak & Shake is 45 miles away.
41. So is the closest mall.
42. It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
43. You laugh your backside off reading this because you know they’re all true

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